teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
i only made this 2 days ago notes what
The people who are stupid are the ones who teach us
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
my life in a nutshell
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
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