teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
my life in a nutshell
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!
KERMIT
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